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Dabangg Effect :-
Sir: lallu tumhare sare ans galat hai, marks de to kahan de.. :x
Lallu: KAMAL KARTE HO MASTERJI, MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAI,CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPPAD MAR K B LE SAKTE HAI. :P
Sir: Badtamiz� kya bak rha hai.. :x
Lallu: BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA MASTERJI, APKA BETi KAISi HAI.. 8)
Sir: Gadhe,nikal ja class se! :x
Lallu:CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO MASTERJI,WARNA ANS PAPR ME ITNE CHHED KARENGE, KI CONFUSE HO JAOGE KI MARKS KAHA DE AUR ZERO KAHAN.. 8) :D
Sir: lallu tumhare sare ans galat hai, marks de to kahan de.. :x
Lallu: KAMAL KARTE HO MASTERJI, MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAI,CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPPAD MAR K B LE SAKTE HAI. :P
Sir: Badtamiz� kya bak rha hai.. :x
Lallu: BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA MASTERJI, APKA BETi KAISi HAI.. 8)
Sir: Gadhe,nikal ja class se! :x
Lallu:CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO MASTERJI,WARNA ANS PAPR ME ITNE CHHED KARENGE, KI CONFUSE HO JAOGE KI MARKS KAHA DE AUR ZERO KAHAN.. 8) :D
Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hui... :)
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge� kuch karna padega. :-o
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam ��DIDI�� rakhenge. 8)
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge� kuch karna padega. :-o
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam ��DIDI�� rakhenge. 8)
G.f.- I love you.:)
Boy- Tell me in different style. 8)
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KA MOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA. :x
Boy- Tell me in different style. 8)
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KA MOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA. :x
1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamla kardiya hai. :(
2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye.. :-o
3rd woman-arre tumsab fikar kyon karti ho hum india me rahte hai na. 8) :P
2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye.. :-o
3rd woman-arre tumsab fikar kyon karti ho hum india me rahte hai na. 8) :P
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Height of coolness:-
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands.... 8)
1st guy: which paper was it? ;)
2nd guy: I think maths..... :?
1st guy : you read the question paper? ;)
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting beside me using calculator in the Exam. 8) :D
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands.... 8)
1st guy: which paper was it? ;)
2nd guy: I think maths..... :?
1st guy : you read the question paper? ;)
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting beside me using calculator in the Exam. 8) :D
Bihari boy to a girl- "PHONE NO DEBU HO��..??
Girl-"Tamiz se baat karo." :x
Boy-"My dear with due respect I would like to say that PHONE NO. DEGI KYA..??!!!!" 8)
Girl-"Tamiz se baat karo." :x
Boy-"My dear with due respect I would like to say that PHONE NO. DEGI KYA..??!!!!" 8)
Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" ;?
Chotu-"Chidiya Bankar." 8)
Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" :x
Chotu-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!" :P
Chotu-"Chidiya Bankar." 8)
Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" :x
Chotu-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!" :P
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UNKNOWN CALL-
HE: "Do u hv a bf?" :?
SHE: "Yes! Who r u?" :|
HE: "Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!" :x
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:"Do u hv a bf?" :?
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?" :-o
HE-"I m ur bf.. You Cheat & broke my heart!" :(
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my brother!" :(
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!" :x
HE: "Do u hv a bf?" :?
SHE: "Yes! Who r u?" :|
HE: "Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!" :x
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:"Do u hv a bf?" :?
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?" :-o
HE-"I m ur bf.. You Cheat & broke my heart!" :(
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my brother!" :(
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!" :x
1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. :D
1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" :P
Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!" 8) :P
1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" :P
Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!" 8) :P
12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Rosel Dia 8)
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia,
Wo Ghabra Ke Bhaga,
Ladki Ne Pucha: Kya Hua... 8O
Ladka: Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu :P
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia,
Wo Ghabra Ke Bhaga,
Ladki Ne Pucha: Kya Hua... 8O
Ladka: Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu :P