Good Afternoon SMS in English

When friendship is your greatest weakness,
you will be the strongest person in the world"...
Good Afternoon.

Good better best, never let it rest,
till the good is better, better is best.
Good Afternoon

Meaning of noon is not just only middle of the day,
but it is the harder time to do anything in our life,
So across this noon happily Good Afternoon!

As you climb the ladder of success,
check occasionally to make sure it is leaning against the right wall".
Good Afternoon and Good Day!

Learning history is so easy but making history is so difficult.
Make a history of yourself and make others to learn it!
Good Afternoon!

Life is a magic...!
The beauty of life is next second,
which hides thousands of secrets.
I wish every second will be wonderful in your life.
Good afternoon.

The Setting of Sun is the Evening time,
When it is above your head it is the NOON time,
Have a hot and warm Noon.

Happy Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

Hope your Special Day,
Brings you all that your Heart Desires,
Here�s wishing you a day Full of Pleasant Surprises!
Happy birthday! My Friend!

Your Birthday is Important for me,
Because it gives me one year of being with you,
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday Dear Friend..!

I sending you SMILES,
For Every Moment of your Special Day,
Have a Wonderful Time and a Very Happy Birthday my Best Friend.!

Best of Best Friends are hard to find,
But I am glad I have mine,
Happy Birthday to you my Friend,
Stay Blessed and Happy this Day!

Happy birthday my Friend,
You are an Amazing Friend,
With a Good Heart,
May God pour his Love and Warmth on you,
In all Walks of Life.!

Thinking of you and the good times we spent...!
Make me Smile,
Happy Birthday to a Friend,
Who's always close to my Heart�!

May your Special Day...
Surrounded with Happiness,
Filled with Laughter,
Wrapped with Pressure,
Brightened with Fun,
Blessed with Love,
Remembered with Joy,
And Enriched with Hopes,
Happy Birthday My Friend!

Whenever I look back at my life,
I remember all the times,
You made my life like i am living a dream,
Taking up for me against the bad guys,
Helping me to dress up for dates,
Listening to my problems and,
Teaching me how to live life to the fullest,
I seriously have no clue what,
Would I do without you?
Thank you for everything.
Happy Birthday Dear Friend..!

Happy Birthday to the Loveliest Person I Know,
That is you my Best Friend,
Just want to show,
That you mean a lot to me,
So have an awesome day,
Wish you a Lovely Birthday!

No matter Where Life takes us No Matter how far we are from each other,
The Memories of our "FRIENDSHIP" will remain in my heart forever,
Wish you Happy Birthday!

Funny Cartoon Doctor Patient Jokes

A Cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Doctor: What salary do you expect?
Nurse: 10,000 ?.
Doctor was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With Pleasure its 25,000 ?.

Lady to the doctor over the phone, �Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribes me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can�t get into it.�
Doctor: �Just comes over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.�
Lady: �Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of Car.�

HUSBAND OF THE PATIENT: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
DOCTOR: When the kids are in college . . .!

Doctor: Please take your seat sir. What is your problem??
Patient: Hello Doctor please can you give me your certificate?
Doctor: Why?
Patient: I took 2 weeks leave in my office. They asked me to get a "Doctor Certificate".

Doctor: You should take at least 10 Glasses of water every day.
Patient: It is Impossible.
Doctor: Why?
Patient: I have only 4 Glasses at home..!

The doctor told a Patient that if he ran Eight kilometres a day for 200 days, he would lose 34 kg. After 200 days, the patient called the doctor to report he had lost weight, but he had a problem.
Doctor: 'What is the Problem?'
Patient: 'I am 1600 kms. from home.'

Patient: I will be fine after the operation, right?
Doctor: yes. But the operation is very complicated. Nine out of ten people die after this operation.
Patient: What? Then how come you are getting sure about my safety?
Doctor: Maybe you are the luckiest tenth person...!

Doctor to Patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A Good Doctor.

Funny English Jokes

Boy: Where are you going now?
Girl: For Suicide..
Boy: Then, Why so much Make-up?
Girl: You Idiot... Tomorrow My Photo will come in Newspaper..!

An Old man had 8 hairs on his head.
He went to a Barber shop.
Barber anger and asked:
Shall I cut or count?
Old man smiled and said:
"Colour it!"
LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you.

Boy: I checked yesterday that I don't have any iron in my body
Girl: How did you check?
Boy: I checked with a Magnet, it was not sticking to me..!

Boy: Marry Me..?
Girl: Do you have a House...?
Boy No.
Girl: Do you have a BMW Car..?
Boy: No.
Girl: How much is Your Salary?
Boy: No Salary, But..
Girl: No But... You have Nothing. How can I Marry You? Leave Please!!
Boy: (talking to Himself) I have one Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari's, 3 Porches� Why would I need to have a BMW? How could i get a Salary When I'm the Boss!
& The Girl Lost her Chance.

The Teacher asked for sentence using the Word "beans".
Girl: "My Father Grows beans".
Boy: "My Mother Cooks beans".
Then a Third Child Spoke up and said, "We are all human beans..."

Teacher: Why are you Late Today?
Student: Because of sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Teacher: Correct the Sentence
�A Bull and Cow is Grazing in the Field"
Student: �A Cow and Bull is Grazing in the Field"
Teacher: How?
Student: Because Ladies First. LOL

Thoughts on Life Images

"When you rehearse success in your mind, you experience success in your life."
~ Unknown Author ~

�Life is being on the wire, everything else is just waiting.�
~ Karl Wallenda ~

"Thinking should become your capital asset, no matter whatever ups and downs you come across in your life."
~ A.P.J. Abdul Kalam ~

�Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.�
~ Dennis P. Kimbro ~

�I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.�
~ Dudley Field Malone ~

�When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, I used everything you gave me.�
~ Erma Bombeck ~

�The biggest failure you can have in life is making the mistake of never trying at all.�
~ Unknown Author ~

�Life is about making an impact, not making an income.�
~ Kevin Kruse ~

�Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.�
~ Joshua J. Marine ~

"To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong."
~ Joseph Chilton Pearce~

�Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish it.�
~ Unknown Author ~

�Life is what happens to you while you�re busy making other plans.�
~ John Lennon ~

"If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much."
~ Jim Rohn ~

�Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else.�
~ Les Brown ~

"Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."
~ Lolly Daskal ~

"The number one reason people fail in life is because they listen to their friends, family, and neighbours."
~ Napoleon Hill ~

"You can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something--your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life."
~ Steve Jobs ~

�Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact.�
~ William James ~

�Many of life�s failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.�
~ Thomas Edison ~

"I find that when you have a real interest in life and a curious life, that sleep is not the most important thing."
~ Martha Stewart ~