Showing posts with label Nonvej Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nonvej Jokes. Show all posts

Non Veg Jokes with Photos


beauty Girl funny photos

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above. ;)


non vej jokes funny class

Boy and girl of class to asked their teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry !!!!".


funny boy best jokes photos

BUY A SCOOTY;
PICK UP A BEAUTY;
DRINK A FROOTY;
TAKE HER TOOOTY;
REMOVE HER NIGHTY;
DO UR DUTY;
AFTER 9 MONTHS :-
� GET A CUTY �


santa banta nonvej jokes

Banta sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later Banta sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, your wife very sweet"


flow skirt funny jokes pics

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time�.
Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)


impress girl funny jokes

How to impress a Girl:-
Compliment her,
Kiss her, love her,
Tease her, protect her,
Listen to her, support her.
How to impress a Boy:-
Show up naked, bring beer!!


girl weight funny jokes

A girl checked her weight - 48 Kg.
Removed Sandal - 46 Kg.
Then purse - 44 Kg.
Then Jacket - 43 Kg.
Then Dupatta- 42 Kg.
Then... coins over�
A boy in queue behind her said - U carry on.. I'll put the coins!!


golf girl funny jokes

The most difficult golf course in the world is..
�Women Hole� any style you play..
as many shots you try..
& as much perfection you have..
you can never get your balls in..!!! :D


kbc funny jokes

Amitabh bachan in KBC :-
Last Question for win 1 Crore to Banta�
What is the colour of your wife�s underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Santa: Can i phone a friend? :D


santa banta funny jokes

Santa : Meet my wife Sheena;
Banta : Oh! I know her;
Santa : How?
Banta : we were caught sleeping together;
Santa : What the hell?
Banta : during lecture in maths class;
Think +ve Dude:)


school funny jokes

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips;
2nd minus clothes;
3rd divide legs;
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point. :D


bedroom funny jokes

A husband and his wife are ready to go to sleep;
The husband lies on the bed but the wife lies down on the floor;
Husband asks, �Why are you going to sleep on the floor?�
Wife replies, �Because I want to feel something hard for a change� !