The icon, 56 � whose 13th album, Rebel Heart, is out now � reveals her secrets
1. My all-time favorite Madonna song is �B*tch, I�m Madonna� � naturally. And my least favorite is �Material Girl.� I never, ever want to hear it again!
2. My favorite city is Rome. It�s so beautiful. The light is soothing and calming to me, the architecture is splendid and the food is incredible. I totally love it.
3. I can�t stand mushrooms. Or escargot. Yuck! It�s like snot. Expensive snot.
4. The person I idolize the most is Paul Farmer. He�s a doctor and activist who rebuilt the health-care system in Haiti even before the 2010 earthquake. He�s done the same in Rwanda.
5. The last time I went grocery shopping was a year ago.
6. I miss absolutely nothing about growing up in Michigan. Nothing at all.
7. The person I most want to meet is President Obama. When the heck am I going to meet him? He just needs to invite me to the White House already. He probably thinks I�m too shocking to be there. I�m serious. If I was a little bit more demure� or if I was just married to Jay Z. Hey, if Jay would only take me as his second wife, then I�d score an invitation.
8. The one thing I�d never be caught dead wearing is a fur bikini.
9. My happiest moments were when my children [Lourdes, 18, Rocco, 14, David, 9, and Mercy, 9] were born and when I got married both times [to Sean Penn and Guy Ritchie]
10. My favorite part of my body is my eyes. My least is my dancer�s feet. They�re pretty disgusting.
11. I have found marriages don�t last if you share bathrooms. The best thing about being single is there�s no one to throw out of the bathroom when I want privacy.
12. The thing I miss least about marriage is being called �the wife.� The worst.
13. My most fattening food indulgence is either pizza or french fries. Or potato chips, actually. Love them all.
14. The last time I was starstruck was when [French actor] Alain Delon called me while I was in Copenhagen during my last tour. I was trying to get him to do an onstage cameo during a small show in Paris. I was shaking because I love him so much! I never met the dude and only knew him from movies. He was my ridiculous teenage crush.
15. I don�t really watch TV. I only like two shows � true Detective and Irish series called The Fall � and I�m not embarassed about them. Many people say, �The Fall with Jamie Dornan,� but I say �The Fall with Gillian Anderson.� She�s so good.
16. The lifelong ambition I still want to fulfill is to go on a dream date with Drake / and only kiss him.
17. The most embarrassing moment of my life was falling off the stage / let me rephrase that, being choked off the stage by two little Japanese girls / at the 2015 Brit Awards. Extremely embarrassing!
18. The most beautiful thing I�ve ever seen was my daughter [Lourdes] playing the ukulele and singing �La Vie en Rose� for me.
19. My secret beauty ritual is to put ice on my eyes every morning. Ice, ice baby.
20. Speaking of, if I were trapped on a desert island with either [ex-boyfriend] Vanilla Ice or Denis Rodman, I would pick Dennis. He has a better sense of humor. Plus, he could always wear my clothes.
21. The quality I most loathe in people is making assumptions. Not doing research, investigating or asking questions and just assuming something. Oh, that drives me bonkers. I also can�t stand when I�m talking to someone and they�re texting. My kids do it! It drives me up the wall. I always put my hand on their phones and ruin whatever they�re doing.
22. I can�t say what my worst date was, but there have been many. I�m a woman of the world, baby. One nonnegotiable attribute in a lover: He must not ever want want to be away from me for more than two weeks at a time.
23. I have a major claustrophobia. I don�t like being stuck in small, enclosed spaces in crowds. They freak me out.
24. My ideal day off is spent lying in bed all day � sleeping for a few hours, then walking up and watching old movies, like my favorite, Breathless. I eat in bed, have my children come and hang out with me, and then I fall back asleep. I never leave my bedroom.
25. My favorite memories of Michael Jackson were getting him to let down his guard. He was so shy. The time I succeeded most was after I got him drunk at the Ivy in Beverly Hills. I was driving my Mercedes and dared him to throw his sunglasses out the window. We couldn�t stop laughing.